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    Giving out my "rare account"

    Im giving out my rare accounts that got the names Nöber of Guards & Nöber

    To be avaiable to win you will have to write something funny in the thread

    I will pick a winner 24th this month

    /Sebbe

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    First! No *uck the first... Now give me your accounts!!!

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    Something funny?

    you've killed me a long time ago on antica, near the barbarian camp, with nöber of guards, so this is your payback for my death...since that time was really hard to get levels xD
    Dey'side was my name I think it was SaT times.... ;p

    I really hope you put your char in a nice hands like mine, i'll make good use of this rare acc XD

    /Ennyn

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    Brazilian in a funny fight...

    arrasando no inglęs.. rsrs Put the ring put the ring.. 1,2,3! hahahah
    Last edited by Janis; 04-15-2014 at 11:37 PM.

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    And old one but a funny one. Hopefully I'm getting this one ;3.

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    A replica of me running from Nöber of Guards some years ago, the guard of antica XDDD

    Last edited by Dark Star; 04-17-2014 at 04:59 PM.

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    One day, a man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat. The man orders a beer, and so does the ostrich. The cat orders half a pint, and refuses to tip the bartender. The bartender tells them their bill is $10.78. The man reaches into his pocket and gets exactly $10.78.
    The next day, the man, the ostrich and the cat go back to the bar. They order the same thing as the day before, and again the cat is really rude to the bartender and won't tip him. The bartender tells them that their bill is $10.78. The man reaches into his pocket and gets exactly $10.78.
    The next day, the man, the ostrich and the cat go back into the bar. This time the man and the ostrich order a double scotch. The cat orders a scotch and is rude to the bartender. The bartender smiles to himself, knowing that there is no chance the man will get the exact amount of money, and he's getting pissed at the cheapskate cat.
    He tells the man that their bill is $15.63. The man reaches into his pocket and gets the exact change! The bartender is astonished. He asks the man how he always gets the right amount of change.
    The man tells him, "Well, one day I came across a lamp. I rubbed it and a genie came out. He told me I could have any three wishes I wanted. My first wish was that I could reach into my pocket and get the exact change of anything I was buying."
    "Very smart," said the bartender.
    "My second wish was to have a high tolerance for alcohol."
    "Good choice!" the bartender exclaimed. "What was your third wish?"
    "Well, that wasn't too bright on my part. I wished for a chick with long legs and a tight pussy."

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    I think you should pick me because I'm a good student ;3

    but seriously Niyar should win
    Last edited by IDontKnowWhatIm; 04-20-2014 at 09:42 AM.

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    Well, i'll tell you how i lost my virginity.
    So i was at my parents bedroom... yes, i entered on their room, i was a few moment ago watching porn (i didnt even had the porn there xD) My parents where upstairs, watching tv, and i was fapping man, i was doing it on my own jajaja. I was on it and suddenly i creamed like "woah, wtf, that shit hurted a lot", and fuck i took a look and my fucking hand was with tons of blood xD. I was faping to strong that i actually broke my "Frenulum from the penis"... Fuck that shit was way to fucking painful, so i went out of my parents room, and i was with my pants with blood and my hands with blood xDDDD, i was running to my bedroom and my dad screamed from behind "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU DAMN", and i answered "nononono happens that i was at the shower and i cleaned myself with soap to hard, and shit... er it was so hard that i started bleeding" and he replied to me "how the fuck you were going to blood becouse of that... masturbator" and i was like, c'mon its true i just was washing it to hard... and well all the floor with blood... i had to go to the hospital (worst shit eva) ... and i was like fuck, after a while i took a urinary infection XD (i really dont want anny to pass the same shit i did) And lol, it was like the second time i ever masturbate, jajaja fuck it was and horrible experience
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    Quote Originally Posted by paLLomo View Post
    Well, i'll tell you how i lost my virginity.
    So i was at my parents bedroom... yes, i entered on their room, i was a few moment ago watching porn (i didnt even had the porn there xD) My parents where upstairs, watching tv, and i was fapping man, i was doing it on my own jajaja. I was on it and suddenly i creamed like "woah, wtf, that shit hurted a lot", and fuck i took a look and my fucking hand was with tons of blood xD. I was faping to strong that i actually broke my "Frenulum from the penis"... Fuck that shit was way to fucking painful, so i went out of my parents room, and i was with my pants with blood and my hands with blood xDDDD, i was running to my bedroom and my dad screamed from behind "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU DAMN", and i answered "nononono happens that i was at the shower and i cleaned myself with soap to hard, and shit... er it was so hard that i started bleeding" and he replied to me "how the fuck you were going to blood becouse of that... masturbator" and i was like, c'mon its true i just was washing it to hard... and well all the floor with blood... i had to go to the hospital (worst shit eva) ... and i was like fuck, after a while i took a urinary infection XD (i really dont want anny to pass the same shit i did) And lol, it was like the second time i ever masturbate, jajaja fuck it was and horrible experience

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